You know ye are a pirate when...
...you prefer cheap rum instead of expensive
wine.
...you think that the proper way to greet kings
at events is: Arrh, ye peacock, give me yer money or IŽll burn yer tent!
...you get thrown out of meetings cause you
know too much about "slithering throats, ARRH!".
...you're planning to purchase a large cannon
with the explanation: "who knows, maybe some day we go to Pennsic".
...you are not very interested in SCA rapier
fencing cause "they've banned fleche and suicidefencing" and you dont really understand that crap bout "chivalry" either.
...the people at work starts to talk about you
as the guy/girl who puts jolly rogers on everything.
